Songbird

[NightskyeB4Dawn]

I watch maybe 4 movies in a year. If you leave out of the count the year i got the extended versions of all three Lord of the rings and The hobbit and binge watched them.

Obviously i would like to enjoy conspiracy movies, but i can't. My brains are too simple. Everyone conspires against everyone, backstabbers everywhere, inside jobs within inside jobs and i am like ???

Here are some movies i like 

-Equilibrium (in some countries: Cubic)
-The day after tomorrow
-Matrix (ONLY the first one)
-All Lord of the rings and All The hobbit movies
-Elysium
-Avatar

There are others but can't remember more now. However, if there are other freaks like me who sometimes enjoy movies that are so God damn lousy, that the scale goes around and then it is good, i introduce to you: The Velocipastor.

"After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas. "




On a scale from 0 to 10, it went well below zero and the meter stopped somewhere around 8 or 9.

You listed my favorites. 

My Brother was the king of lousy movies. I don't know how he found so many of them. He never liked watching them by himself.  

The part he loved the most was us getting buzzed, and him egging me on, to keep up the running commentary.

I am going to go watch VelociPastor now.

The title already had me giggling. 

The first thing you see after the credit for the production company of Wild Eye, is  "Rated X" by an all-christian jury.

I howled. Yep! This one is going to be off the charts.

Will give you my full report after I finish the movie.