09-14-2020, 06:58 PM
(09-14-2020, 06:44 PM)hounddoghowlie Wrote: 2 rules for swimming in shark or killer whale infested waters,
1. always use the buddy system
2. if shark or whale attack, push your buddy in front of you
Buddy of mine got bit by a smaller turtle. Made a real ugly bruise on the back of his arm.
The worst thing that ever 'got after me' was a frikkin' puffer fish. Was a not pleasant event ... at all. Bit the crap out of me before I ever saw it. Came back for another bite before I cleared my head and unsheathed my dive knife. After that it just chased at me, but stayed out of arm's reach. Was diving with this young lieutenant ... and he almost drowned laughing at me.
'Cause if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to Mother in a cardboard box
You better run!