Well, This Is Different...

[Mystic Wanderer]

I do hope she cleaned her private area to include her Anus, very, very, very good with hot soapy water.

       


Did I ever mention that we used to eat mud pies when we were kids. Yeah. Mud pies. Like pies made out of mud. Literally. With the little rocks in there, the germs, the worms maybe, the whole nine yards.


Like...how dirtier than that can she get?


Nowadays, someone sneezes, we need to shower with Javex, swallow Drano and then get back in a hazmat suit.


Times change. I don't.  

I used to eat dirt all the time. Of course I ate the mud pies my sister made too.
I really liked the taste of it.

My mother asked me once if I had been eating dirt again, and I answered no, while looking up at her with the ring of dirt around my mouth.