I’ve volunteered to be a guinea pig for a COVID-19 vaccine

[gordi]

...Am I batshit crazy?...

IMHO yes.

Historically, we humans have created some wonderful medicines and even cures for very nasty diseases and conditions.
But the modern western pharmaceutical industry is driven by PROFIT not HEALTH.

When was the last time you remember hearing that they had actually found THE CURE for any serious disease/condition?

The whole industry is geared around controlling the symptoms; keeping people ill and therefore dependent on buying their medications.

Vaccines in the past absolutely DID help to treat and eradicate many diseases. But they soon realised that in curing a disease, they effectively removed a revenue stream for all of the drugs and jags that they could use to "help" with easing the symptoms of a disease or condition.

I wouldn't trust a modern vaccine any further than I could dribble out the corner of my mouth.

I admire your philosophy, but would advise against your chosen course of action.

G