04-08-2020, 10:03 PM
(04-08-2020, 03:05 PM)Wallfire Wrote:(04-08-2020, 10:41 AM)Ninurta Wrote:But but what if its night time or a cloudy day ?? guess we will all have to find the art of handcraft again(04-08-2020, 09:04 AM)Wallfire Wrote:(04-07-2020, 10:40 PM)guohua Wrote:(04-07-2020, 10:24 PM)Ninurta Wrote:(04-04-2020, 07:47 AM)Wallfire Wrote: Yes the next religion will be the worship of the "Great Vibrator".
It makes sense. The lack of background vibrations in the Earth's crust clearly has had an impact on the rising feminine ire present in households around the world!
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I thought it was the invention of Rechargeable Batteries
Well the "Great Vibrator" will need rechargeable batteries
We'll have to make the recharger solar so that Greta doesn't blow a gasket!
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Cloudy days when vibrators are solar-powered are why God invented alcohol and man-caves!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’