06-03-2016, 03:54 AM
(06-03-2016, 02:30 AM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote:Now, Daddy! Why would you want to scare your little girl like that?! I'll have nightmares for the rest of my life now. :huh:
Nah. When you get beyond 35, the spider eating in your sleep will already be behind you, so you can then move on, and not have to worry about it any more!
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’