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F@#$ this S#$%: Rise of a Free Westerios
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"Joffery Executed Eddard Stark," The filthy woman swallowed hard.. "Mr. Prime minister.. The.. Certain members of the Merchants guild sold us out.."

Noise came from outside..

"We retreated to where it appeared we ran sir.. "Taking a deep breath, "Thier is more.. Dutchess Greyjoy.. She is dead.."

Tears fell down the stone cold face of Not Theon, "How?"

"Mr. Prime Minister.. Littlefinger had her raped by the guard.. She hemmoraged to death from the miscarriage it caused...."

"Lady Tolk.." Not Theon's fist where balled up as he took a deep breath.. He walked over to his cabinet,"Would you like a drink?"

"Mr. Prime Minister," Lady Tolk paused.. "You wife is dead.." Slowly as Not Theon has his hand in the cabinet, "This is.."

Pointing a weird looking weapon at Lady Tolk, "It is a weapon you are not familiar with.. It was a B#$%^ to find the basic chemicals.. thank god I studied history and know some basics.. It is not exactly gun powder.. The Alchemist Guild is SO appreciative for a sponsor.."

She draws her blade, "I know you cant fight with a sword.. Mr. Prime Minister.."

Not Theon pulls the Trigger blowing off the assassian's knee, bringing a cry of pain..

"Close enough for government work.. You see the funny thing is that you people have never dealt with the history I have.. For some reason I pegged Littlefinger as a Himmler wannabe.." Calmly Not Theon walks over to the door, "Cute.. Blocking the door from my guards.."

Opening the door two females come in..

"Sir," They see Lady Tolk's bloody leg..

"Let none of the new arrivals out without my say so.." Not Theon has the words come from him, "Lady Dutchess.."

"Sir.. The children have said she was.. She is dead sir," The female guard spoke..

Shaking his head, "Lady Tolk's questioning I will handle personally.. Get a doctor in here.. I do not want her to bleed to death..I was explaining to her that I had studied a Himmler's and Hoover's record keeping. I remember her description from the files on little Finger's whores.."

"How.. How did you know," Lady Tolk is picked up..

"Easy it is a two day ride.. You made it exactly in two days.." Not Theon took a deep breath, "A running soldier would not have made it perfectly.. You had to know before the attack what was comming.. That and you tried to kill me.."

"Mr. Prime minister.. We.. Several of the traitors were caught by Jon Snow.. He is on his way with his mother and his brother," The guard spoke..

"They are most likely being followed.."Taking a moment,"I am personally sending you out with the Orgresses.. Send no males Commodore Wendy.."

The female Guard goes to one knee, "I.. Sir you honor me.. The orgresses.."

Tell them I have issued a letter De Marque to you.. I want you to raid all the ones following.. The crown get 25% of your take," Not Theon Smiles.. "Bring me the master Alchemist.." Looking at the darker skinned woman, "Jalor.. I have to have you here to protect me.. We are about to melt the Iron throne down for scap.."

"I want to double the Gaurdsmen," Jalor moves her braided hair out of the way..

"You are the new head of The guardsmen.." Not Theon looked at Lady Tolk, "All her possessions and children are now yours.. Countess Jalor.. You see my mistake is I tried to skip a step in the evolution of democracy.. My. Bad.. Not.. Tolk.. You are going to sing.."

Jalor and Wendy hug each other.. They stop and look at the prime Minster freezing..

"The drowned god approves.." Theon gets an evil smile, "Countess reach out to the loyal Guild members.. Tell them I am making arrangements for .. Same sex marriages for their.. Well some of their children.. Tell the Queen Stark request their appearance.. In exchange she demands they recognize her as Queen of the Winterfell Constitutional monarchy.."

"Mr. Prime Minister ,"the two women freeze..

"Standard marriage contracts.. Before the official religion of WCM," the Prime Minister smiles.. "Send a message to my father.. All is well.. Queen Stark Appreciates his support.. And in recognition of his loyalty, a letter De Marque authorizing his force to plunder all Lannister assets at the high sees and abroad.."

"Your.. Your father said not such thing," Tolk tried to stand but fell..

"I know.." Not Theon laughs, "Just enough to piss him off.."
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Catelyn Stark whispered to Jon, "They keep calling me thier Queen.. That is the fourth member of the Merchants guild who wishes to speak with me later to influence MY Prime minister? We have just lost and our people are talking politics not survival."

As they were escorted to the center of the town, "Those barricades are unlike any that I have every seen.." Jon Snow was stopped as several people with red pluses on their white shirts came up, "You.. Theon's Doctors.."

A man with a coat hoped up on back of the wagon with Bran, "He is still alive.. Your magesty.. I will need to take him immediately to a room.." Putting weird things in his ears and the other end on Bran's chest, "Good.. He is strong.."

Several of the lower class do not bow as the wagon goes by, "My Queen.."

"Long live Queen Catelyn of Free Winterfell.."

"F@#$ the Lannisters your Grace.. They are losers!"

"Long live the Queen.. And her loyal Prime Minister.."

"They will have to pry our homes from our dead hands.. For Ned Stark!"

"We will fight the mother F#$%ers to the death!!"

Tears fell down Catelyn's face as Countess Joral rode up..

"The queen has had a long journey barely escaping the clutches as she and her stepson fought off the evil," Countess Joral hoped off her horse.. "Take my steed Your Majesty.. I am Countess Joral, Let the healers look at your son.." Looking At Snow, "Lord Snow of Winterfell.. Hero of the battle of winterfell.. "

John Snow frooze as men nodded their heads to him..

A whole small set of women on horse back rode up, "General Snow.. Your personal Guard sir.."

"More of the Orgesses," Jon quipped..

Two men holding hands bow before Queen Catelynn, "Your majesty.. " 

Confused she looks at Joral, "My Prime.."

"Your majesty.." Countess Joral smiled, "Their parents are here for the weddings you will preside over.. As well as the ten other same sex weddings." seeing Catelyn narrow her eyes, "They are among the richest families in your kingdom.. " Whispering to the Queen, "Who control finances between them  in eight cities in your kingdom.. And can raise about four thousand fully armed extra militia soldiers."

Jon and Lumin look at the Queen,"My apologies.. It has been a rough week.." Catelyn swallowed hard, "I am honored to preside over your nuptials.. As your queen.."

The two guys where very happy, "Thank you your majesty.. We did not know you would approve.. Let alone do it your self.." Both men bow and kiss the Queens hand..

Several of the female guards patted Snow on the back, "Sir.. Later when you get a chance us girls would love to hear how you fought off thirteen men single handily.."

"I heard it was sixteen," Another female soldier spoke..

"Sargent," Joral spoke forcibly.. "The General is tired from his fight.."

Maester Luwin smiled as he spoke, "It was ten the first time.. Seven the second time.. I lost count on the other six or eight times, as I cared for Bran.." Seeing the queens look, "I will go with the Doctor.. I have heard the Prime Minister has some of the best hidden stores of medical knowledge.. with your leave my Queen.."

Luwin hit Jon in the arm, "I am tired.. I lost count.. I need to speak with my step mother the Queen's Prime minister.."

"Countess," Seeing the people respectfully looking at her.. "I will walk.. Where is Prime Minister Greyjoy?"

"On your husbands last orders to the Prime Minister. He is overseeing their execution," Countess Joral loudly spoke.. "Eddard Stark had outlined a series of operations in the event of his death.. The war for the Iron thone my Queen has just started.. " She yells, "For the honor of Ned Stark!!"

"Long live the queen," the guards yelled back loudly..

Whispering to Jon Snow, "They may be peasants but they will follow you into the gates of the underworld.."
 
As they walked the Queen  waved to the people..

"I did not know we were this loved," Jon Snow walked next Joral as she held the horse..

"Not till three days ago," Countess Joral smiled.. "Your people are being whipped into a war frenzy.. General.."
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RE: F@#$ this S#$%: Rise of a Free Westerios - by Armonica_Templar - 11-08-2017, 10:37 PM

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