Happiest country on earth says hello

[Finspiracy]

Wow, I had no idea! I must admit I’ve always wanted to visit Finland, Sweden and Norway. Not in the winter though. I think Wisconsin gets dark in the winter, but Scandinavian countries are dark much longer. That would be so depressing.

Yeah but it is not like the way you think it is.

We get seasonal depression due to long times in darkness. Other times, it is just regular depression.

There is good stuff here. A little bit. I would like you to experience the northern lights and also some of our foods. But mostly, it is really bad. If you know how to look, you see outright despair. I think most Rogues know how to look. But if you base science on some mail in surveys, then we are the happiest country.

Look, if we are the happiest country, i am profoundly disappointed in humankind as a whole. A thoroughly pathetic display. We should all be nuked and fall.