It's News Guys, But Not As We Know it!

[BIAD]

For a second there... I was worried. With energy prices supposedly soaring and the need for the world to cut back on
using electricity, many of the stereotypical old people might freeze this winter. *BIAD, ignore the fact that winter isn't
the same everywhere*

But still, when Mr Freeze comes to to pick-off old Mrs Miggins, who yer' gonna to call?

Octopus Energy giving away free electric blankets from today
The energy firm is giving out 10,000 electric blankets to those in financial need.

'Octopus Energy is offering customers free electric blankets this winter to help the most vulnerable stay warm, and save
money. Electric blankets can be a cheaper way of keeping warm instead of relying on central heating.

With UK households facing average energy bills of £2,500 each month, many consumers are looking at cheaper, alternative
ways to keep warm, and make savings where possible. Many energy providers are offering support and the government launched
The Energy Price Guarantee which will reduce the unit cost of electricity and gas so that a typical household in the UK pays, on
average, around £2,500 a year on their energy bill, for the next two years, from 1 October 2022.

Octopus Energy is going one step further though by giving away 10,000 electric blankets to those in the most financial need, building
on the success of their similar scheme last year. The offer aims to help elderly people, or those with specific medical conditions which
make them immobile, very unwell, or feel cold...'

Manchester Evening News:

For a moment, I was worried. Then I remembered the MSM are dying.