The real laws of Golf

[Snarl]

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

I remember one of my earliest rounds of golf. The fellas I was playing with said to just disregard the tree. Take the shot as though it wasn't even there. My ball sailed through the canopy and dropped onto the green as though I had taken personal lessons from the Golden Bear himself. My buddies told me, "Trees are 90% air."

Always managed to find that 10% after being so lucky.