A Taste for Cannibalism

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

Strange that my doctor wants me to eliminate carbs, fats, sugars and salt, so what's left? Veggies and meat I guess. I have to look at that booklet and see what I can eat, I know milk and cheese are out, can't handle the lactose. I guess fake meat, bugs and GMO soy products are what I'm supposed to be eating, but I doubt that will mean less pills on a daily.