NYC PSA

[NightskyeB4Dawn]

Very bizarre PSA. WTF? I wonder at the timing of this. Do they know something the rest of us riff raff don't? I'm just paranoid enough to wonder what may be coming down the pike. I just find the whole thing weird. And what she says at the end - "You got this". Just wow. I'd almost think it's satire if it weren't NYC putting it out. 

Do they really think anything would be working at all after a nuclear blast? It would literally destroy buildings. You aren't safe anywhere if you're at ground zero. As if the electrical grid and running water would work, yeah right. They say to tune in to whatever. It would all be gone! If the electrical grid is kaput, there sure as hell ain't gonna be any wifi. Yeah, if you're right at the blast, you're as good as dead. If the blast didn't kill you right away, within hours or days, the fallout would. 

Here are my three steps:

1.) If you have any booze/weed/your drug of choice intact after the blast, drink, smoke, snort it all up, may as well feel good before dying of radiation poisoning. 
2.) While doing the above, try and reminisce about past things that made you happy. 
3.) Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye, because you'll be dead in a short time.

Well, @Ninurta, @Snarl, you and me, all seem to agree on at least #3.

And then there is this.