The Shit is Hitting The Fan

[Ninurta]

The crux of the abortion issue is privacy rights involving personal health. However, this idea that a fetus is merely some growth of a woman's tissues akin to cancer is absolutely wrong. The genetics of the unborn child is unique and not at all the same as the mother's. Essentially it is a symbiotic organism until it is born and can survive outside of the womb. With the fact that a woman's body is designed to host the symbiotic unborn human being, it cannot be considered some parasitic infection that needs to be expelled with some medication or medical procedure.

The crux of the matter being privacy rights, would it not be logical to assume that if my neighbor pisses me off enough, I can just shoot him and cite privacy rights to halt any investigations into the matter? I mean, I've got the right to privacy, and killing is killing, so doesn't my right to privacy trump investigations the same as a woman who decides to off her offspring?

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I've noticed a lot of Facebook denizens posting instructions that "if you are against abortion, fellas, then just have a vasectomy". No, fuck that, I have a better plan. Instead of mutilating myself, how about I just not have sex with crazy women willing to exterminate their own progeny? That has worked for me for a few decades now, so I don't see why it wouldn't keep on working for the next few decades. If it works for me, it might work for others, problem solved.

I also saw where Joy Behar was calling for a sex strike until we came around to their way of thinking. I'm game. That seems to be a grand idea. It just begs the question of whether I can hold out longer than Joy, and I think I can. If Joy Behar stops having sex in protest, would anyone really notice?

This whole debate is getting ridiculous and dangerous. Kill whomever you want. I will too. Let's see who wins.




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