A game of chess, pr'aps?

[FauxMulder]

I'll be standing by with the official guide book.

Question.

Can we throw stuff at the athletes?

Yes...any can that has Chef Boyardee on the label.

Ok but we should be careful not to offend the Italian athletes. Chef Boyardee is world renowned. I'm pretty sure he has like 13 Michelin Stars. 

Maybe we throw some Jolly Green Giant cans to even things out.

Seems redundant, as pasta is a veggie...and there's no more authentic Italian pasta than Spaghetti-O's.

Ahh, a Campbells man I see. Good taste. 

Ironic that it took an American to show that Italian Boyardee fellow how to do noodles right.