A game of chess, pr'aps?

[FauxMulder]

If you lose, I get all your noodles...and noodle press.

I may lose on purpose just so your uncultured ass can continue to eat noodles and ketchup and think you're having Italian food.

Fkn barbarian.

I like to refer to the ketchup as "gravy". This is the way of the motherland. 

Kind of irrelevant though, since Kraft Mac and Cheese is peak Italian cuisine. Noodle perfection.