(03-25-2022, 04:35 AM)727Sky Wrote:
I will be honest I did not listen to the whole thing. All I can think of is how could anyone be such an idiot ?
What a whiny little bitch. he(?) just needs to get his(?) little bitch ass into the kitchen and get me some pie before I cunt-punt him(?), just give him a good swift kick right to his mangina.
Maybe I'll let my grandson cunt-punt him(?) instead. Little fella has to learn some time, and I'm sure he could handle this quivering puddle of piss.
"If we had a nuclear war, it would be worth it if it saved just one life" - that may be the single dumbest utterance I have ever heard in all my years, and that is saying something. The poor little thing clearly has an imperfect grasp on how killing and dying works in nuclear exchanges.
"My six year old openly gay transgendered nephew" - Dude, pick a fucking major! Ya might be transgender, or ya might be gay, but ya can't be both! Except me. I can be. I'm clearly a lesbian trapped in a man's body, which is really kinda great - it means I have a built in strap-on..
"We'll take a 5 minute break and wipe all that down" - Comedy GOLD right there!
Dude with the guitar - that ain't the kind of Tiger Stripes I wear, but to each his own, I reckon.
Was this in California? 'Coz if it was anywhere else in the world other than California, new York, or Chicago it had to be pure satire.
Thanks, @"727Sky" - I don't know how long it's been since I laughed that hard!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’