Drunk experience matters! (aka Respect the wisdom of your elders)

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Who knows what your mind thinks and does when it's inebriated.
After one morning after a night of partying in my late teens, I couldn't find my wallet. Couldn't find it anywhere, it wasn't in my car, I tore apart my bedroom spent the rest of the weekend looking frantically even went back to a couple of places we were at that night nothing zip nada. 
Years later I was downstairs in our basement and we had a rarely used bathroom down there. I stood looking at the mirror on the medicine cabinet opened it up and there was my wallet stuck behind an old box of Alka Seltzer. Evidently, in my drunken stupor, I had been searching for Alka Seltzer found them, and thought I needed to pay our medicine cabinet for one, and stuck my whole wallet in there.



 

Had that happen to me with a pair of sneakers. They were lost until I moved and found them behind the stereo.

It was weird, I didn't live there anymore and was just visiting, but being the 'guest' bathroom no doubt multiple people probably saw it and thought nothing of it. Ive still got it now it's a 40-year-old wallet. There is a book somewhere that has 117 dollars in it, I cashed my first-ever paycheck 193 dollars total pocketed enough for the weekend stashed the rest, and forgot about it. About six months later it clicked and I remembered putting it in a book but could never find it. That said I had 3 siblings and we stole each other shit all the time, though even decades later none of them confessed. 

HELL, I used to lose my car keys drunk all the time. LOL one time I got home and for some reason hung them on my turn signal lever and went inside didn't find them till 24 hours later
had to get my Dad to take me to work the day I couldn't find them.