So Portland Ore, is Complaining

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...To be fair, most of Oregon is not of the same ilk as the pathologically woke Portland area.
I have a sneaking suspicion dark forces are conspiring to make "port" cities unliveable and are waiting to buy the land out when it does.

I think you hit the nail on the head there, Pointessa. There's a lot of 'land-vulturing' going around!