New Government Seal

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New Government  Seal:

         Official  Announcement:  
The government  today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a red white and blue CONDOM  because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A  condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,  protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn,  it just doesn't get more accurate than that!  

I agree, we are Being SCREWED and not even a Kiss on the Cheek after, just a Slap on our ass.