Robot prostitutes to be introduced to Britain

[gordi]

I spoke on this subject of futuristic lust-appreciation apparatus to some acquaintances
who enjoy campanology, the art of bell ringing and they were curious enough to ask
if I could enquire about:

A. The price, of course.
B. Warranty availability.
C. Where to store them during bell-ringing lessons.

So if there's anyone out there with possibly, a brochure or even one of these working
lascivious, bawdy-Bots, then the guys back at St. Michael's would be grateful for any
information provided.

Even if it's just an estimate on the price.

I can do them a good deal on some pre-owned Metal Mickey's?


Meet me round the back of the CO-OP at midnight....


Oh, and for those with rather deviant persuasion - I hear that Gil Gerard has finished with Tweaky, but it might need a clean & service? "BEEDY BEEDY!"