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Robot prostitutes to be introduced to Britain
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Will the robots that are manufactured for the more 'mature' customer come with
the old dial-up noise of the internet when the 'Love-Droid' is being switched on?
I liked that squirly-grinding screech.

What about those folk who enjoy eating hot food during the Four-to-Five hours
sexual bouts...? Will 'Missy Love-You-Long-Time' have a small microwave oven
installed somewhere on her person?

*Caveat -The above query doesn't necessarily apply to this poster... every day.*
tinyinbiglove
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I would hope a company that design and construct such important appliances
will have taken into consideration that the 'Twitcher' community, those people who
enjoy the hobby of bird-watching, will also be interested in purchasing their artificially
-carnal-arousing cyborg.

I suggest broad shoulders on the 'Hi, I'm Candy'-automaton should be introduced to
assist when binoculars are utilised for this hobby.
Not all of us have tripods.

Obviously, when observing rare and sensitive birds, having a 'SILENCE' switch installed
is a must. It's certainly inappropriate to be with fellow-birdwatchers and have the constant
noise of "Oooh-aah' and 'Go for it, Big-Boy' disturbing the avian-focused imperturbation.
But I digress.
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Er, is there any news on the price of these things?
tinywondering
Edith Head Gives Good Wardrobe. 


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RE: Robot prostitutes to be introduced to Britain - by 1984hasarrived - 09-12-2016, 06:05 AM
RE: Robot prostitutes to be introduced to Britain - by 1984hasarrived - 09-12-2016, 08:37 AM
RE: Robot prostitutes to be introduced to Britain - by BIAD - 09-12-2016, 10:30 AM

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