11-22-2020, 11:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-22-2020, 11:10 PM by NightskyeB4Dawn.)
(11-22-2020, 10:33 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote: I wonder sometimes if they really do think things like this? Their facial expressions would imply "yes, they do".
They got it so right about the petting.
The moment I sit at the keyboard, Enoch, like a heat seeking missile, will plop down on it. He also tries to take the cell phone out of hand any time I use it around him, and thinks both of my hands should be about the task of petting him, which both he and Sylvester thinks should be all the time.
The three stroke rule was for Lazarus. It was such a concrete rule that every guest was warned and it was once posted. The rules were:
First pet and you are good.
Second pet was a crap shoot.
Third pet meant you were likely to headed to the ER, and missing a finger.
Everyone learned the 3 stroke rule very quickly.
For every one person that read this post. About 7.99 billion have not.
Yet I still post.
