God Just Cast His Vote. The Election Is Over.

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 The Pope and the press corps were amazed! Donald Trump could actually
walk on water!

Speculation immediately began as to how ABC, CNN, NBC, ABC, The
Washington Post and New York Times would report this miraculous event
to the rest of the world.     

The next morning the New York Times
headline read . . .  DONALD TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!

Yep, the Spin Masters for sure.

The more negative the title regarding Trump, the better.