This is weird. Marbled crayfish.

[Antisthenes]

That puts you head and shoulders above the
Average. Clearly in the top 20th percentile. I'm solaced to know you don't need Pizza Hut's number on speed dial to survive.

I'm gonna tell a sad story. 

Pizza Hut doesn't deliver way out here... I know, I know, it's utterly barbaric, but there it is. I don't get a cell signal out here, either, so the number wouldn't do me any good even if they did deliver. I could order online, but then we get back to "Pizza Hut doesn't deliver way out here".

I live a hard life...

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That's terrifying. I need a Xanax.