Scientists left baffled by reports of orca 'attacks,' call reports 'highly unusual'

[Finspiracy]

Buddy of mine got bit by a smaller turtle.  Made a real ugly bruise on the back of his arm.

The worst thing that ever 'got after me' was a frikkin' puffer fish.  Was a not pleasant event ... at all.  Bit the crap out of me before I ever saw it.  Came back for another bite before I cleared my head and unsheathed my dive knife.  After that it just chased at me, but stayed out of arm's reach.  Was diving with this young lieutenant ... and he almost drowned laughing at me.

Your nerves must be made of stainless steel. I guess that while you are underwater, diving, that is REALLY not the time, or the place, to panic.