(08-22-2016, 12:01 AM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote:Quote:Okay, I was trying to go over the Imgur link (weird site) and was alright up until they started in on Pence and there being several of him, or rather 'copies' of him. LOL
If they had left it with just Trump visiting the future and didn't like what he saw, where America was headed, that would had been more believable IMO.
Yeah, I know that sounds far out there, but I put up a thread about cloning awhile back. I think they are doing it in secret, and have been for many decades.
Of course, it has only recently gained the attention of "low level" scientists, and they started to experiment with it, thinking they were the first, but, according to many others, cloning has been going on for a very long time.
It's not just Pence that Trump has had cloned.
26 years ago, in 1990, some DNA was collected from me in an unfortunate incident with a Panamanian hooker during a black op sponsored by Trump for nefarious purposes. That DNA was taken to a jungle laboratory in the wilds of Brazil on the upper Amazon near the border of Ecuador. There, 800,000 copies of me were cloned, 750,000 of which survived, and they are now 25 years old, in the prime of their lives. They have trained for war all their lives, and have my genetically-transmitted bad attitude, together with all of my other mental quirks that are out of place in modern PC society, not to mention the physical abilities I had when i was 25.
Trump got the cloning technology on one of his jaunts into the future and brought it back to be employed by a mad scientist (what exactly he was/is mad about is anyone's guess, but I can confirm he has a permanent scowl for some reason). The cloning was timed such that they were all born on my precise birthday, but in 1991, "in case the stars really do have anything to do with it" according to Trump.
Trump was planning ahead for this time. There is now a 750,00 man strong army of me, waiting in the wings and ready to pounce should things go haywire in the upcoming election. Sleep well at night - Trump has everything under control... or at least he has plans to get it under control, anyhow.
Here's my question, however - if they send one of those clones to assassinate me because I know too much, and it is successful, does that mean I will have committed suicide (i.e. killed myself)?
ETA: Grace says that 750,000 of me, even at age 55, would be pretty damned formidable, a force to be reckoned with. I think she's just trying to stroke my ego, though, so that I stop walking around all hunched over like the old man that I am.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’