I hope you appreciate this uplifting story as much as I did.

[Bally002]

The girl you met and marry (if you're into girls) will more than likely have 100 or more partners before you in todays very relaxed sexual surroundings.
Then after 3 to 5 years she will leave you for her best girlfriend.

Bite your tongue! I've managed to hang on to mine for 7, nearly 8 years now, and am still in the saddle!

Now, that dude in the video, unless I miss my guess, is a Dane, judging by his accent. He ain't got no room, to be honest...

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@Ninurta I like that.  @guohua  Sounds like my ex and yes she did have a girlfriend.  Me and truey have been together now more than a quarter of a century.  4 Kids.  Met her when she was young, shy and a country girl. 

Kind regards,

Bally:)