I hate Mosquitos

[guohua]

I was out raking crabs a long time ago and wasn't watching the sun getting low in the sky . Lots of mangroves where i was and the biggest damn mosquitos you have ever seen . Anyway the sun hits the horizon and out they come all aiming for me .Well the problem is it 200 metres to the car and i would be sucked dry by then . Did i mention they were huge . Well i spot a 44 gallon drum about 30 metres away and bolt for that jump in and pull the lid back then i heard a dink like sound . Bloody things were flying right at the drum and puncturing it with their proboscis . Then problem was this didnt leave much room so i started bending them over with a rock that was conveniently inside . This went on all night and eventually i felt the heat of the suns a saw the light coming through the now thousand of holes so i venture a look outside . Well stuff me i was 5 kilometers away from where i jumped i the drum .

True story dat .

About this big, huh.