80 year old golfer

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An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up.
[b]The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy [/b]is in and as sharp as a tack;
[b]'how do you stay in such great physical condition?'[/b]

[b]I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Frank, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape.
I'm up well before daylight and out [/b]golfing up and down the fairways.
[b]I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'[/b]




[b]"'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. [/b]
How old was your Father when he died?
 

"Who said he was dead?"

[b]The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and
your Father's still alive. How old is he?'[/b]

[b]'He's 100 years old,' says Frank. 'In fact he golfed [/b]
[b]with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk
and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian [/b]
[b]and he's a golfer, too.'[/b]

[b]'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure [/b]
[b]there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father?
How old was he when he died?'[/b]
 


[b]'Who said my grandfather's dead?' [/b]

[b]Stunned, the doctor asks, you mean you're 80 years old [/b]
[b]and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'[/b]



[b]'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.[/b]

[b]The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,[/b]
[b]'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'[/b]

[b]'No, No he couldn't go this morning [/b]
[b]because he's getting married today.'[/b]

[b]At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting [/b]
[b]married? Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get [/b]
[b]married?'[/b]
 

 


'Who said he wanted to?