I hate you... You Parasite

[NightskyeB4Dawn]

As I was out running my errand today, I noticed medium sized black spider on the door beside me.

I was driving.    

I screamed and grabbed the napkin in the cubby hole in the console and started smacking to beat the band. I had stopped the car right in the middle of the two lane road we were on... in a curve.
Hubby was shouting at me that I was going to get us killed, and I was screaming, "Where did it go?! Where did it go?!"

I didn't see it, so I knew it was still next to me in the floor somewhere.

I kept looking down and almost running off the road until we reached out destination. There I saw it in the floor. Tried to kill it again. Never saw any guts on the napkin, so I think it's STILL in there!    

Did I mention I HATE SPIDERS?

You!       Me!

That is me laughing with you. That would have so been me.