The Loch Ness Monster

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With the UK's weather being bad and the MSM heavily relying on social media and regional outlets
to provide the London-based news companies with something to fill their websites and columns that
isn't coronavirus-related, good-old Nessie rears her head once more.

Gigantic rotting 'Nessie' skeleton washes up off Scottish beach during Storm Ciara

Some social media users joked that the carcass was actually the remains on the Loch Ness
Monster as they washed up near Aberdeen.

'A gigantic skeleton has mysteriously washed up on a Scottish beach as the country was battered by Storm Ciara.
Residents have been left baffled after the huge rotten carcass was discovered near Aberdeen.


The giant skeleton washed up on a beach near Aberdeen, could it be Nessie?

The snap shows a young lad posing with the remains of the beast, which are still clinging to some decaying flesh.
Its humongous spine can be seen curving round as it lays in the surf following the storm.
Locals spotted the creature just hours after Storm Ciara battered Britain with huge 80mph gales.

Some social media users joked that the carcass was actually the remains on the Loch Ness Monster.
Facebook page Fubar News posted: "Came across this weird creature today near Aberdeen.
Any ideas what it could be?".

One wrote: “Whales spine, big one from the look of it.”
Another joked: “Oh me it’s Nessie the Loch Ness monster.”
And one added: “Dead whale probably drifting about for few month weather washed it up on the beach.
“They stink seen a few over my career as a trawler man.”...'

Cue the usual bollocks of the past to give the fluff-piece some credibility!

'...It is not the first time people have speculated over Nessie – who was first “spotted” back in 565.
Loch Ness’s native monster was mentioned in the biography of Irish monk St Columba mentions a giant
"water beast" dragging a man to his death.

Interest peaked in the 1930s when a road was built along the loch, allowing monster seekers to come hunt Nessie.
And the following year the infamous “surgeon’s photograph” was taken, which appears to show Nessie poking her
head out of the water.

However, in 1975 it was revealed the famous picture was a hoax made using a fake monster’s head.
Scientists mostly agree that it is very unlikely there is a giant prehistoric marine monster living in the lake.
Sightings have been dismissed as just misidentifications of more mundane creatures, such as eels, catfish or otters.
Pictures still occasionally surface of the beast, but evidence proving the existence of Nessie remains elusive...'

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