Congratulations, 727Sky!
As I recall, the position of bard requires the wearing of a toga for the next year or so as a mark of literary prestige. I'll send BIAD 'round to collect your measurements for that garment presently. A seamstress tells me that it may take up to 3 days to construct it and emblazon the giant "CB" across the back of it after the measurements come in, but after that, for the next year, everyone with eyes will know beyond a shadow of a doubt that you ARE the CreepyBard!
Gold-tone laurel wreath sold separately... no user-serviceable parts inside, and batteries not included.
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As I recall, the position of bard requires the wearing of a toga for the next year or so as a mark of literary prestige. I'll send BIAD 'round to collect your measurements for that garment presently. A seamstress tells me that it may take up to 3 days to construct it and emblazon the giant "CB" across the back of it after the measurements come in, but after that, for the next year, everyone with eyes will know beyond a shadow of a doubt that you ARE the CreepyBard!
Gold-tone laurel wreath sold separately... no user-serviceable parts inside, and batteries not included.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’