This One Is For Ninurta.

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...I also have two 150 lb draw full size crossbows hanging on the living room wall - one with a fiberglass prod,
the other with a steel one. 3 long bows in the corner behind my chair, and several more in the process of being
made (out of black locust), outside in the yard.

8 swords standing in a trash can beside my chair - one for ever day of the week, plus a spare.
Two training bokkens...

...A night stick, a riot baton, and 3 hand-carved war clubs reside in the same receptacle.
3 spears stand in the corner next to the entry door.
Another sword (a wakizashi) has the place of honor at my bedpost, as does a shovel handle.
3 tomahawks. a battle axe. a bag full of knives. That's not even including the firearms...

What about a vase...? A carved piece of wooden art?
There's a definite theme running through your choice of ornaments.
 
 There's still been no news of the bolt-shot burglar, maybe he's laid in a ditch somewhere.