A Real Army Helicopter pilot

[727Sky]

Subject: Life
 
An army pilot... I think this applies to all Army Helicopter pilots.
 "Life is not the way it's supposed to be - it's the way it is. The way 
 you cope with it is what makes the difference."
 
 After his helicopter was hit and he was forced to auto-rotate into trees, the Army pilot finally regained consciousness.
 
 He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring  every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried.
 
 It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.
 
 The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he  was an Army helicopter pilot she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
 
 Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?"
 
 And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude