10-20-2020, 06:45 AM
Quote:A sign in a Shoe Repair Store in Vancouver:
Quote:Quote:Quote:We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.
[b]On a Septic Tank Truck[/b]:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
[b]At an Optometrist's Office[/b]:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
[b]On another Plumber's truck[/b]:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
[b]At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee[/b]:
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
[b]On an Electrician's truck[/b]:
"Let us remove your shorts.”
[b]In a Non-smoking Area:[/b]
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.”
[b]At a Car Dealership[/b]:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
[b]Outside a Muffler Shop:[/b]
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
[b]In a Veterinarian's waiting room[/b]:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
[b]At the Electric Company:[/b]
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
[b]In a Restaurant window:[/b]
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
[b]At a Propane Filling Station:[/b]
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
[b]In a Chicago Radiator Shop:[/b]
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last…
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"