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Behind enemy lines
#41
(06-24-2020, 08:52 AM)guohua Wrote: Worried about the beez, I think he went out to get us some shoes and he hasn't reported back.  minusculecrybaby

We might need to start a bail fund like the big celebrities do!


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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.

Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’


#42
(06-24-2020, 08:57 AM)Ninurta Wrote:
(06-24-2020, 08:52 AM)guohua Wrote: Worried about the beez, I think he went out to get us some shoes and he hasn't reported back.  minusculecrybaby

We might need to start a bail fund like the big celebrities do!


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Right, Good Thinking  minusculethumbsup2
Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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#43
(06-24-2020, 08:57 AM)Ninurta Wrote:
(06-24-2020, 08:52 AM)guohua Wrote: Worried about the beez, I think he went out to get us some shoes and he hasn't reported back.  minusculecrybaby

We might need to start a bail fund like the big celebrities do!


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OK, I opened my purse and blow the dust out and cleaned out the cobwebs, I couldn't rub two pennies together,,,, Any One else Out there?
Hang On beez, we're coming for ya!
Honey pour me another whiskey,,,,,
Once A Rogue, Always A Rogue!
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#44
Good morning Rogue Nation!

Had an early evening.  I'm actually in Portland to work with some leadership at one of the hospitals here about Covid stuff. Small disclosure. . . . I'm actually a regional director for Clinical Engineering for a pretty big company.  Part of my duties are to make sure things like vents and anesthesia machines are and stay in compliance for state, federal regulations.

So I went to bed early, have to start with a morning meeting @0730.

Basically boring stuff.

Now that that is out of the way, I also plan on going Antifa and YES FOLKS, I have not forgotten your shoe requests!

tinybiggrin
"I be ridin' they be hatin'."
-Abraham Lincoln
#45
(06-24-2020, 01:01 PM)beez Wrote: Now that that is out of the way, I also plan on going Antifa and YES FOLKS, I have not forgotten your shoe requests!

tinybiggrin

If you visit the ANTIFA gift shop...please loot me a tee shirt.

...or an ANTIFA Bobble-Head.

Thanks.

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#46
(06-24-2020, 08:56 AM)Ninurta Wrote: What I'm studying up on is production of nicotine from grown tobacco.

We will make it entirely from scratch if push comes to shove comes to gunshots.

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Be careful... nicotine is a deadly poison. Rememer the stories of the African pygmies with poison-tipped arrows? That was nicotine. In extremely low doses it replaces acetylcholine as a neurotransmitter and relaxes the nervous system while also constricting capillaries, causing the heart to pump harder and giving a short spike in blood pressure. In higher doses, it shuts down the nervous system and closes off blood flow entirely.

Of course, that means if I am ever shot by African pygmies with poison arrows, I'll just get a mild nicotine rush. tinyangry 

TheRedneck
#47
(06-24-2020, 02:59 PM)IAMTAT Wrote:
(06-24-2020, 01:01 PM)beez Wrote: Now that that is out of the way, I also plan on going Antifa and YES FOLKS, I have not forgotten your shoe requests!

tinybiggrin

If you visit the ANTIFA gift shop...please loot me a tee shirt.

...or an ANTIFA Bobble-Head.

Thanks.

Antifa has a section on Yelp now.

Have you looted with us before?
(give rating)

How was your looting experience?
(give rating)
"I be ridin' they be hatin'."
-Abraham Lincoln
#48
(06-24-2020, 03:09 AM)kdog Wrote: So glad my daughter moved to Salem Oregon,away from portland and gave up the nursing career to grow weed. 

minusculebeercheers

LOL  good for her, I hope she does well.  I need an expert myself.

@ bez.
Are you supposed to be eating Pizza?  Does someone need to call your boss?, ehm, wife?
I won't though, if I can get on that shoe list.  8 1/2
#49
(06-24-2020, 07:31 PM)Chiefsmom Wrote:
(06-24-2020, 03:09 AM)kdog Wrote: So glad my daughter moved to Salem Oregon,away from portland and gave up the nursing career to grow weed. 

minusculebeercheers

LOL  good for her, I hope she does well.  I need an expert myself.

@ bez.
Are you supposed to be eating Pizza?  Does someone need to call your boss?, ehm, wife?

It had onions on it and tomato paste so it was technically a salad.

tinybiggrin
"I be ridin' they be hatin'."
-Abraham Lincoln
#50
Since you are three hours from a tourist attraction you may want to check out, I've found a travel ad for CHAZ/CHOP for you...




Don't forget your MAGA hat!!!

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#51
(06-24-2020, 07:12 PM)beez Wrote:
(06-24-2020, 02:59 PM)IAMTAT Wrote:
(06-24-2020, 01:01 PM)beez Wrote: Now that that is out of the way, I also plan on going Antifa and YES FOLKS, I have not forgotten your shoe requests!

tinybiggrin

If you visit the ANTIFA gift shop...please loot me a tee shirt.

...or an ANTIFA Bobble-Head.

Thanks.

Antifa has a section on Yelp now.

Have you looted with us before?
(give rating)

How was your looting experience?
(give rating)
Nice.
I see they also have a "YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE" section.

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#52
(06-24-2020, 03:58 AM)Bally002 Wrote:
(06-24-2020, 03:09 AM)kdog Wrote: So glad my daughter moved to Salem Oregon,away from portland and gave up the nursing career to grow weed. 

minusculebeercheers

Smart lady.  The great thing about growing weed is you don't have to try.  The shit comes up everywhere where I am.  Try growing edible stuff and non usable weeds take over.

Sigh, and now they are banning vaping in Australia.  You can still smoke tobacco and weed at home but don't vape!

So now I'm going to grow my own tobacco and weed and puff away.  Will miss my bourbon vapes.

Kind regards,

Bally:)

You do know I live in the heart of bourbon country in Kentucky with vape shops everywhere. I could hook you up.
The Truth is Out There, Somewhere
#53
AAAAAAND. . . . so it begins. . . 

Journal of survival.

Day 2.

I've made it through another day.

My disguise has worked so far.

I am wearing a pink hat, black hoodie, and walked around with a brick.  Whenever I was approached, I scream, "RAPE!  INJUSTICE!  KEVIN!".

I don't have anyone's shoes yet.

But I looted a Greek deli for lunch today and had a nice gyro.

And a glass of lemonade.

Because today's radicals don't do fructose corn syrup.
"I be ridin' they be hatin'."
-Abraham Lincoln
#54
@"beez" 
Quote:But I looted a Greek deli for lunch today and had a nice gyro.
Did you Actually Eat There?
You're going out now? I hope you're wearing a Diaper!
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#55
(06-25-2020, 12:13 AM)beez Wrote: AAAAAAND. . . . so it begins. . . 

Journal of survival.

Day 2.

I am wearing a pink hat, black hoodie, and walked around with a brick.  Whenever I was approached, I scream, "RAPE!  INJUSTICE!  #####!".
You do know if you mention that name 3 times on a blog then he starts an account there...

Bad rabbit! Bad BAD!!!

tinyshocked
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#56
(06-25-2020, 01:35 AM)Lumenari Wrote:
(06-25-2020, 12:13 AM)beez Wrote: AAAAAAND. . . . so it begins. . . 

Journal of survival.

Day 2.

I am wearing a pink hat, black hoodie, and walked around with a brick.  Whenever I was approached, I scream, "RAPE!  INJUSTICE!  #####!".
You do know if you mention that name 3 times on a blog then he starts an account there...

Bad rabbit! Bad BAD!!!

tinyshocked

Sorry.  You're right.

Apologies. tinyshocked
"I be ridin' they be hatin'."
-Abraham Lincoln
#57
(06-25-2020, 01:33 AM)guohua Wrote: @"beez" 
Quote:But I looted a Greek deli for lunch today and had a nice gyro.
Did you Actually Eat There?
You're going out now? I hope you're wearing a Diaper!

I always wear at least one diaper.

I never know when I'm going to sneeze.

tinylaughing
"I be ridin' they be hatin'."
-Abraham Lincoln
#58
(06-25-2020, 01:43 AM)beez Wrote:
(06-25-2020, 01:33 AM)guohua Wrote: @"beez" 
Quote:But I looted a Greek deli for lunch today and had a nice gyro.
Did you Actually Eat There?
You're going out now? I hope you're wearing a Diaper!

I always wear at least one diaper.

I never know when I'm going to sneeze.

tinylaughing

smallroflmao  You and Me Both  smallroflmao
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#59
(06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.


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I don't envy you Beez. It's not that bad here yet but I can see it coming.

How are all of us normal folk supposed to not be alcoholics with all this BS??? :O
- I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist.
#60
(06-25-2020, 02:17 AM)Wookiep Wrote:
(06-23-2020, 11:53 PM)beez Wrote: Once again, I am in the belly of the beast.

Portland, Oregon.

After fighting my way through traffic littered with the remnants of statues, after driving around screaming protesters kneeling and still trying to throw themselves on my vehicle, after checking in to the Dystopian Hilton. . . . . 

I am safely ensconced in my room.   Computer on, scotch at hand.

This is my journal of survival.

If I make it.

Pray for me.


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I don't envy you Beez. It's not that bad here yet but I can see it coming.

How are all of us normal folk supposed to not be alcoholics with all this BS??? :O

Are you saying there are still people that aren't alcoholics??? tinysurprised
"I be ridin' they be hatin'."
-Abraham Lincoln


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