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8 Best Reasons To Start WW3 Today! - Grace - 03-21-2022
From the Babylon Bee:
Right now, President Biden is busy making a "pros and cons" list for starting World War III. You may think WWIII would be a bad thing, but it might not be ALL bad! Try to look at the bright side, you pessimist!
Here are 8 good reasons to enter WWIII today:
1) You'll finally have something interesting to talk about when strangers make small-talk: Finally, something to talk about besides the weather!
2) A good world war will straighten out all those lazy Millennials: It's about time those darned lazy Millenials stopped watching the YouTube and did something useful. We're tired of Grandma and Grandpa shoving that whole "greatest generation" thing in our faces, seriously.
3) We can just let the women do all the fighting now: It is, after all, the current year.
4) Everyone's been waiting a long time for the exciting conclusion of the World War trilogy: We've been in suspense for decades. It's time for the epic finale.
More at link: https://babylonbee.com/news/8-best-reasons-to-start-word-war-iii-today
Feel free to add your own reasons, but remember, no pessimism!
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9.) We could finally drain the swamp!
RE: 8 Best Reasons To Start WW3 Today! - GeauxHomeLittleD - 03-21-2022
World War 3 would be sort of fun. Dressing like Klinger is no longer grounds for a discharge so the uniforms could transform in an amusing way!
RE: 8 Best Reasons To Start WW3 Today! - WonderCow - 03-21-2022
When the Elites run off and hide in their bunkers we can fire up the cement trucks....
RE: 8 Best Reasons To Start WW3 Today! - Kenzo - 03-21-2022
Well we could finally live without hearing/seeing Greta Thunberg -
RE: 8 Best Reasons To Start WW3 Today! - FIRERESCUE - 03-21-2022
(03-21-2022, 05:18 PM)Grace Wrote: From the Babylon Bee:
Right now, President Biden is busy making a "pros and cons" list for starting World War III. You may think WWIII would be a bad thing, but it might not be ALL bad! Try to look at the bright side, you pessimist!
Here are 8 good reasons to enter WWIII today:
1) You'll finally have something interesting to talk about when strangers make small-talk: Finally, something to talk about besides the weather!
2) A good world war will straighten out all those lazy Millennials: It's about time those darned lazy Millenials stopped watching the YouTube and did something useful. We're tired of Grandma and Grandpa shoving that whole "greatest generation" thing in our faces, seriously.
3) We can just let the women do all the fighting now: It is, after all, the current year.
4) Everyone's been waiting a long time for the exciting conclusion of the World War trilogy: We've been in suspense for decades. It's time for the epic finale.
More at link: https://babylonbee.com/news/8-best-reasons-to-start-word-war-iii-today
Feel free to add your own reasons, but remember, no pessimism!
9.) We could finally drain the swamp!
Waiting for Putin to go full "BAT GUANO" and drag out the nukes .......
(19) "You'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company" - YouTube
RE: 8 Best Reasons To Start WW3 Today! - NoAngels - 03-21-2022
Anyone who loved mushrooms would have a giant atomic one near them, surely that would raise a smile!
RE: 8 Best Reasons To Start WW3 Today! - putnam6 - 03-21-2022
(03-21-2022, 08:28 PM)NoAngels Wrote: Anyone who loved mushrooms would have a giant atomic one near them, surely that would raise a smile!
You aren't wrong what's going on is already horrific but to open the Nuclear Weapons option now even tactical nukes would be madness
and I am so tired of that threat.
We have been living with it since the Cuban Missile crisis
RE: 8 Best Reasons To Start WW3 Today! - putnam6 - 03-21-2022
(03-21-2022, 05:18 PM)Grace Wrote: From the Babylon Bee:
Right now, President Biden is busy making a "pros and cons" list for starting World War III. You may think WWIII would be a bad thing, but it might not be ALL bad! Try to look at the bright side, you pessimist!
Here are 8 good reasons to enter WWIII today:
1) You'll finally have something interesting to talk about when strangers make small-talk: Finally, something to talk about besides the weather!
2) A good world war will straighten out all those lazy Millennials: It's about time those darned lazy Millenials stopped watching the YouTube and did something useful. We're tired of Grandma and Grandpa shoving that whole "greatest generation" thing in our faces, seriously.
3) We can just let the women do all the fighting now: It is, after all, the current year.
4) Everyone's been waiting a long time for the exciting conclusion of the World War trilogy: We've been in suspense for decades. It's time for the epic finale.
More at link: https://babylonbee.com/news/8-best-reasons-to-start-word-war-iii-today
Feel free to add your own reasons, but remember, no pessimism!
9.) We could finally drain the swamp!
I absolutely love the Babylon Bee, it never fails to brighten my day
RE: 8 Best Reasons To Start WW3 Today! - ABNARTY - 03-21-2022
(03-21-2022, 06:16 PM)WonderCow Wrote: When the Elites run off and hide in their bunkers we can fire up the cement trucks....
Gold!
RE: 8 Best Reasons To Start WW3 Today! - guohua - 03-21-2022
(03-21-2022, 06:16 PM)WonderCow Wrote: When the Elites run off and hide in their bunkers we can fire up the cement trucks....
Yes, Yes, Yes!!!
