Quote:A  man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.

 "We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend ...
 "Also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up
 "Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.”
 The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.
 Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good.
 The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
 He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.
 He continued, "But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?”
 (You'll love the answer.)
The wife replied, "I did ... they're in your tackle box ... “
 
Never, never, never try to outsmart a woman!!!