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HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH - Mystic Wanderer - 08-10-2017 Well, this is a new one on me! Poor guy! Quote:Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods. Quote:Quote:Investigators found some extremely large footprints on the site, which they believe are those of the aggressor. Source Well, that takes the cake! Must have been one of those modern day sasquatches that likes men better than females. Guess even the critters are trying to stay up to date with humanity. RE: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH - Spirit Scribe - 08-10-2017 Are we sure it wasn't a female sasquatch? Did he see it's manly or girly parts? That wasn't listed in the description... RE: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH - guohua - 08-10-2017 Maybe,,,, maybe a Homo-Squatchsexual???? I'm Sorry, but I think this guy was hitting the jug a little to hard. Wouldn't someone be asking for that knife to get a DNA sample from the blood or hair? RE: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH - Mystic Wanderer - 08-10-2017 (08-10-2017, 01:06 AM)guohua Wrote: Maybe,,,, maybe a Homo-Squatchsexual???? If they didn't, they missed a great opportunity. Yes, I agree. He's probably just looking for some fame. I think I've heard of him before. RE: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH - Mystic Wanderer - 08-10-2017 (08-10-2017, 01:03 AM)Spirit Scribe Wrote: Are we sure it wasn't a female sasquatch? Did he see it's manly or girly parts? That wasn't listed in the description... I think everyone is just assuming it's a male because of it's height. RE: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH - guohua - 08-10-2017 (08-10-2017, 01:03 AM)Spirit Scribe Wrote: Are we sure it wasn't a female sasquatch? Did he see it's manly or girly parts? That wasn't listed in the description...He didn't say anything about seeing Big Hairy Titties,,,,,,Maybe, Maybe it was a Trans-Sasquatchsexual having a bad Harmon moment. RE: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH - Mystic Wanderer - 08-10-2017 (08-10-2017, 01:14 AM)guohua Wrote:(08-10-2017, 01:03 AM)Spirit Scribe Wrote: Are we sure it wasn't a female sasquatch? Did he see it's manly or girly parts? That wasn't listed in the description...He didn't say anything about seeing Big Hairy Titties,,,,,,Maybe, Maybe it was a Trans-Sasquatchsexual having a bad Harmon moment. RE: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH - BIAD - 08-10-2017 This dubious tale is a re-vamp from May of this year. By stating it happened on Sunday, it implies the alleged assault to place fairly recently, but other reports show that Mr. 'Squatch-Magnet' actually met his blind-date on anytime before the 12th May 2017. The Anorak -12th May 2017. HuntTalk -May 2017. That'sNonsense.Com-9th May 2017. However, if a series on The History Channel comes out titled 'Taking Bigfoot' then we'll know whether it's true or not. RE: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH - guohua - 08-10-2017 (08-10-2017, 09:58 AM)BIAD Wrote: This dubious tale is a re-vamp from May of this year.Was That,,,"Taking Bigfoot or Dating Bigfoot"? |