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[UK] What's In A Name. - BIAD - 04-11-2018 At a time when countries are looking at each other with suspicious scrutiny and there's an itch to press that nuclear button, others are dealing with a problem that some may say has merit. Quote:Bell End road name 'will not be changed', says council.BBC: RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - Wallfire - 04-11-2018 Can some one explane to me why "bell end" is rude RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - guohua - 04-11-2018 (04-11-2018, 01:30 PM)Wallfire Wrote: Can some one explane to me why "bell end" is rude I Can't,,,, but I'm like you, I'd like to know to. RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - Mystic Wanderer - 04-11-2018 Only explanation I can think of is, the ones who want to change the name must be Liberals; they are offended by EVERYTHING! ![]() RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - gordi - 04-11-2018 uhhm..... A "Bell End" is a UK euphemism for the "Bell-shaped" end of a Penis. (Ding Dong!!) You could be called a Bell-End for behaving like a dick... ![]() RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - BIAD - 04-11-2018 I am sorry for the lack of interpretation, Gordi's explanation is correct. I was being silly... a moment of frivolity!! Anyway, I'll be phoning an Aunt in her Dorset village tonight... ![]() RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - Ninurta - 04-14-2018 (04-11-2018, 11:42 AM)BIAD Wrote:Quote:BBC: "Linda George, who likes Bell End"... HAHAHAHAHAA! It hurts, it HURTS! Make it stop! laughter is an alien thing to me, and may adversely affect my health! Too much oxygen! . RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - Ninurta - 04-14-2018 (04-11-2018, 03:08 PM)gordi Wrote: uhhm..... A "Bell End" is a UK euphemism for the "Bell-shaped" end of a Penis. (Ding Dong!!) American translation in equivalency: "Dick Head"... ... which Linda George apparently "likes"... Oh shit, I've got to leave this thread - this much oxygenation could cause an explosion! RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - BIAD - 04-14-2018 (04-14-2018, 09:20 PM)Ninurta Wrote: ...."Linda George, who likes Bell End"... It's only what I'd heard. ![]() I mean, some people collect stamps and some like cat pictures. Linda enjoys something else, that's all. ![]() RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - gordi - 04-14-2018 (04-14-2018, 09:59 PM)BIAD Wrote:(04-14-2018, 09:20 PM)Ninurta Wrote: ...."Linda George, who likes Bell End"... It could have been worse.... if they'd interviewed the local priest for example? ![]() Now, strangely and probably completely unconnected.... an old funny Scottish song about a town called Effen just popped into my head! That was weird. I now need to go find it and post a link here for you! 2 secs... RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - BIAD - 04-15-2018 (04-14-2018, 10:28 PM)gordi Wrote: Now, strangely and probably completely unconnected.... an old funny Scottish song about a town called Effen That's a lot of effen bees, Gordi. I've heard people identify these insects further south too... even priests have stated where they've originated from after being stung. ![]() RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - Wallfire - 04-16-2018 (04-11-2018, 03:08 PM)gordi Wrote: uhhm..... A "Bell End" is a UK euphemism for the "Bell-shaped" end of a Penis. (Ding Dong!!) Sorry but I have to ask, does this mean all bell ringers are wank#rs, since they are pulling there bell ends ?? RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - BIAD - 04-16-2018 (04-16-2018, 12:56 PM)Wallfire Wrote:(04-11-2018, 03:08 PM)gordi Wrote: uhhm..... A "Bell End" is a UK euphemism for the "Bell-shaped" end of a Penis. (Ding Dong!!) Yes. Campanologists do enjoy a good tug as Evensong approaches. Across the land on Sundays, enthusiastic bell-ringers are bringing themselves to a frenzied bliss beneath the chimes of their chosen gong. It's traditional, so it's okay. ![]() RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - Wallfire - 04-16-2018 (04-16-2018, 02:00 PM)BIAD Wrote:(04-16-2018, 12:56 PM)Wallfire Wrote:(04-11-2018, 03:08 PM)gordi Wrote: uhhm..... A "Bell End" is a UK euphemism for the "Bell-shaped" end of a Penis. (Ding Dong!!) Another reason why I miss England ![]() RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - BIAD - 04-16-2018 (04-16-2018, 02:03 PM)Wallfire Wrote: Another reason why I miss England There are other pastimes. When the rain subsides and the green hills glisten over the tiny cottages and mosques, one can find merry folk enjoying themselves in the pagan art of shopping-trolley racing. It's said that's why some UK Freshwater fish have stripes on their flanks, marks caused by strong currents and these meshed vehicles being dumped in the rivers. The pastime of knife-juggling that was prevalent in the days of the Tudor reign has evolved into what London enjoys these days. The stabbings are merely fallout of this hobby. When St. Columba arrived in Britain during the Dark Ages and announced all gay people should be thrown from rooftops, some of the peasants that ran to greet him were surprised when he told them of a game called 'Innit' This sport continues up to today and often can be heard outside fish'n chip shops as our young folk wait for the local drug-dealer... "Ah' can't get a job fur' some reason, innit?" It's like listening to a flock of nightingales. Throwing bricks from a bridge onto passing vehicles on a motorway below is also a fun recreation for Brits. Since self-accountability has been outlawed by the Gods of Westminster, one can rely on the National Health Service to solve the problem of removing windscreen glass from a face or two. I'm just glad that media companies like BBC, ITV and Sky haven't dulled the commonsense of the British population and turned them into consumer-zombies. These bastions of truth still attempt to help the people of Albion and show them that money isn't everything. Poverty should be embraced and land-banking is only something Russians do. 'Enthusiastic' driving across Westminster Bridge with intent to kill, is a positive facet of the compatibility of the Muslim religion and when looking to employ the best, a black lesbian in a wheelchair is the correct decision because it makes you feel better. Acid violently applied to the face improves your chances of starring on BBC 2's Newsnight. Thank you mainstream media... thank you. Oh yes, it's heavenly over here. ![]() RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - Wallfire - 04-16-2018 In the early 80s I was for a few years in GB, ( got sent there by my evil boss) returned in the middle 90s and was shocked by the massive change, sad to say GB had become a third world. The young people were "empty" with no sense of belonging to anywhere, and so full of PC and me me me . In the early 2000s I was working with young Brits here, they had low IQ and very little concept of taking responsibility for themselves and what they do ( these were uni students). They expected to pass courses without doing anything, and shouted if they failed. Students from other countries in Europe worked and took the "knocks of life" in there stride. Sad sad what has happened to GB. RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - BIAD - 04-16-2018 (04-16-2018, 04:02 PM)Wallfire Wrote: ...The young people were "empty" with no sense of belonging to anywhere, and so full of PC and me me me . Yep... because in the television series or movie, the virtuous youngsters who are friendly and don't deal with the same emotions everyone else in the real world has, they're never punished with failing. To fail is the reason for looking inside oneself and learning a lesson that is supposed to be done far earlier than the late-teens or early-twenties. For most of their lives, monsters were only on the internet and were always slain. The brainwashing is a terrible act by those who were supposed to teach the youngsters how to live in the outside world and adulthood is a condition they believed meant mentally dying. Out here, there's no 'save-game' facility. RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - gordi - 04-16-2018 You need to move to Scotland... RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - Wallfire - 04-17-2018 (04-16-2018, 07:36 PM)gordi Wrote: You need to move to Scotland... Scotland???? now that name "rings a bell" RE: [UK] What's In A Name. - Ninurta - 04-18-2018 (04-16-2018, 07:36 PM)gordi Wrote: You need to move to Scotland... I had considered it, since that's where some of my forbears came from, then decided against it because I never really took a shine to ass-whoopin's, and I'm fairly sure I'd have to carry a few of 'em. I compensated by striking up a friendship with a lovely red-haired, blue-eyed lass from Ayrshire. I didn't pack an ass-whoopin' then because my legs were longer and I could outrun 'er. . |