I’d be like “air traffic I’m a passenger on this Fucking airplane and the god damn pilot just died choking on a ham bone. I’m drunk as fuck and need to land this plane and I can’t see straight… the knob which fucking knob there’s three of them… oh that knob…” kaboom!
Pretty amazing when you think about how the 911 terrorists took flight lessons just to learn how to crash a plane into a skyscraper.
Anyone remember the "Barefoot Bandit" story?
What happened to 'Barefoot Bandit' - Not one but three stolen airplanes. It is believed that he learned how to fly small planes by reading aircraft manuals, handbooks, watching a "How to fly a small airplane" DVD, and playing flight simulator computer games.
(05-11-2022, 07:15 AM)Brotherman Wrote: [ -> ]I’d be like “air traffic I’m a passenger on this Fucking airplane and the god damn pilot just died choking on a ham bone. I’m drunk as fuck and need to land this plane and I can’t see straight… the knob which fucking knob there’s three of them… oh that knob…” kaboom!
Damn, you made me spew seltzer water all over my Ipad! Laughing so hard! Yeah, I read it on the news today, and that guy was amazing! I hope the pilot is alright. Apparently he was still alive, but they wouldn’t say what condition he was in.
(05-12-2022, 01:40 AM)ChiefD Wrote: [ -> ] (05-11-2022, 07:15 AM)Brotherman Wrote: [ -> ]I’d be like “air traffic I’m a passenger on this Fucking airplane and the god damn pilot just died choking on a ham bone. I’m drunk as fuck and need to land this plane and I can’t see straight… the knob which fucking knob there’s three of them… oh that knob…” kaboom!
Damn, you made me spew seltzer water all over my Ipad! Laughing so hard! Yeah, I read it on the news today, and that guy was amazing! I hope the pilot is alright. Apparently he was still alive, but they wouldn’t say what condition he was in.
I'm still laughing too.
@"Brotherman" you can make the funniest comments. I'm afraid to respond to you 'over there' ... 'cause I'm not sure if I'm going to suddenly be a badger toy.
(05-12-2022, 01:56 AM)Snarl Wrote: [ -> ] (05-12-2022, 01:40 AM)ChiefD Wrote: [ -> ] (05-11-2022, 07:15 AM)Brotherman Wrote: [ -> ]I’d be like “air traffic I’m a passenger on this Fucking airplane and the god damn pilot just died choking on a ham bone. I’m drunk as fuck and need to land this plane and I can’t see straight… the knob which fucking knob there’s three of them… oh that knob…” kaboom!
Damn, you made me spew seltzer water all over my Ipad! Laughing so hard! Yeah, I read it on the news today, and that guy was amazing! I hope the pilot is alright. Apparently he was still alive, but they wouldn’t say what condition he was in.
I'm still laughing too.
@"Brotherman" you can make the funniest comments. I'm afraid to respond to you 'over there' ... 'cause I'm not sure if I'm going to suddenly be a badger toy.
It’s not your fault I’m a grumpy asshole.