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What makes 100% ?
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Quote:What Makes 100%?
 
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
 
Ever  wonder about those people who say they are giving  more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings  where someone wants you to give over  100%.
 
How about achieving 103%?
 
What  makes up 100% in life?
 
Here's a little  mathematical formula that might help you answer  these questions:
 
If:
A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 
Is  represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 
Then: 
 
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 
98%
 
And 
 
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 
96% 
 
But ,
 
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 
100% 
 
And, 
 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 
103% 
 
AND, look how far ass  kissing  will take you.
 
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  =
118% 
 
So, one can conclude  with mathematical certainty, that while  Hard  work  and  Knowledge will get you close, and  Attitude  will get you there. Its  the  Bullshit  and  Ass  Kissing that will put you over the  top. 
 
 
Now you  know why Politicians are where they  are!           
 

I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula…………..
how true it is. 


Messages In This Thread
What makes 100% ? - by 727Sky - 09-29-2016, 06:56 AM
RE: What makes 100% ? - by Mystic Wanderer - 09-29-2016, 04:15 PM
RE: What makes 100% ? - by guohua - 09-29-2016, 06:00 PM
RE: What makes 100% ? - by Mystic Wanderer - 09-29-2016, 08:57 PM
RE: What makes 100% ? - by gordi - 09-30-2016, 09:37 AM

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