10-09-2022, 11:50 PM
Hi, it is Fin. You might remember me from such educational films as "General survival after drinking all the food money" And "What do you mean i acted like a dick again?"
This time i am gonna teach you how to make alcohol without yeast.
It is called Magic Potion of the Lapland Man. Lapland is what northern Finland is called. You are gonna need water, sugar, and 100% orange juice (not watered down, this shit has to be 100% or the magic is not gonna happen.) Like these:
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Get like 10 liters. Freeze them. Freeze them good, all the way through, will not happen overnight. Give it 2-3 days and nights in the freezer. This activates the natural yeast of the oranges. After they are thoroughly frozen, peel them. With a knife. This activity sucks. Pro-tip: Do this sober. And make sure there are no kids around, there will be profanity, even if you are a saint.
So now you have 10 chunks of frozen 100% orange juice. Put them into fermentation bucket that has 10 liters of water and like 3 or 4 kilos of sugar mixed well into that water. Close the lid. Sit down and make Rogue nation posts for about 2 weeks straight. At that point, a bubble will come from the water lock every 30 seconds, or no bubbles at all anymore. Bottle the stuff, but not the bottom layer. What is in the very bottom, is goo from another dimension and should never be touched by a human being. Cool it all down into fridge temp. Enjoy.
(This stuff is extremely easy to drink. One might think it does not even contain alcohol. When done properly, the alcohol content is about 17-19% so amateurs, beware!)
This time i am gonna teach you how to make alcohol without yeast.
It is called Magic Potion of the Lapland Man. Lapland is what northern Finland is called. You are gonna need water, sugar, and 100% orange juice (not watered down, this shit has to be 100% or the magic is not gonna happen.) Like these:
Get like 10 liters. Freeze them. Freeze them good, all the way through, will not happen overnight. Give it 2-3 days and nights in the freezer. This activates the natural yeast of the oranges. After they are thoroughly frozen, peel them. With a knife. This activity sucks. Pro-tip: Do this sober. And make sure there are no kids around, there will be profanity, even if you are a saint.
So now you have 10 chunks of frozen 100% orange juice. Put them into fermentation bucket that has 10 liters of water and like 3 or 4 kilos of sugar mixed well into that water. Close the lid. Sit down and make Rogue nation posts for about 2 weeks straight. At that point, a bubble will come from the water lock every 30 seconds, or no bubbles at all anymore. Bottle the stuff, but not the bottom layer. What is in the very bottom, is goo from another dimension and should never be touched by a human being. Cool it all down into fridge temp. Enjoy.
(This stuff is extremely easy to drink. One might think it does not even contain alcohol. When done properly, the alcohol content is about 17-19% so amateurs, beware!)
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-Jean-Paul Sartre