04-24-2022, 12:24 AM
Protip: You know those bands that allow runners to strap a cell phone to their upper arm? Get one. Every morning when you get up, use it to strap your cell phone to the cat before you let it out for the day. Over time, they will be amazed at the things they are tracking "you" doing and the places you are going!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’