10-27-2020, 09:30 PM
(10-27-2020, 08:05 AM)Antisthenes Wrote: That puts you head and shoulders above the
Average. Clearly in the top 20th percentile. I'm solaced to know you don't need Pizza Hut's number on speed dial to survive.
I'm gonna tell a sad story.
Pizza Hut doesn't deliver way out here... I know, I know, it's utterly barbaric, but there it is. I don't get a cell signal out here, either, so the number wouldn't do me any good even if they did deliver. I could order online, but then we get back to "Pizza Hut doesn't deliver way out here".
I live a hard life...
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’