10-17-2020, 02:34 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-17-2020, 03:25 AM by hounddoghowlie.)
The Adventures Of Laura Spinayarn
Chapter One, The Movements
back in the late 1880's early 1890's a a young lady decided she was going to be the first award winning female journalist. her name was Laura Spinayarn.
one day while making her plans to move to western northern plains states, she was reading the Ft. Laramie times about how the army was having a hard time getting one of the Lakota Sue tribes to move to a reservation.
she thought that this would be a great opportunity in the quest of achieving her goal and maybe she could get a interview with the cheif and just maybe effect a change in the relations between the Sue and U.S..
so she finished packing her bags, said goodbye to her mother, father and siblings and a week and a half later she stepped off the train in Ft. Laramie.
she wasted no time in going to the Ft. Laramie Times office to apply for a job as a reporter. she introduced herself to the editor and told him what she was interested in doing and he just laughed. thought that he could teach this young lady the hardships of being a reporter in the wild west and she would go home.
so he hired her on the spot, arranged a meeting with the her, himself, and the commanding officer of the fort which the town and paper were named after.
upon hearing her idea for the article the commanding officer chuckled to himself and had the same thought as the editor. so he agreed and sent messengers to ask the cheif for a meeting to discuss the move yet again to avoid war and her interview him so the peoples of the east could hear his words.
the messengers returned saying the chief agreed and it was set for the next day.
when they arrived the chief and the commanding officer started arguing immediately about the tribe moving. the cheif got so mad and started pounding on his chest saying, Bow no move!
young Miss Spinayarn misunderstood his name, and thought he said bowel, so she spoke up and said excuse me chief, i know just the thing that will help. if you would allow me to return tomorrow i'll bring it to you and return on the day after that to see if it helps.
the chief agreed and the commanding officer,editor and Spinayarn returned to town. when they reached town Spinayarn went to the general store and bought the biggest bottle of caster oil she could find, the next day she took it to the chief and told him to drink as much as he could then follow it with water.
the chief said he would and drank the whole bottle that day and night.
Laura returned on the third day like she said she would and the chief meet her on the trail to the village followed by the whole tribe with all their belongings except for the chief who only had a few things with him and his squaw.
she asked him why they had packed up and moved, and did the caster oil work?
he answered, Bow have to move, tee, pee is full of shit.
i got two more chapters for Lura Spinayarn, takes me some time to type. i have to hunt and peck.
Chapter One, The Movements
back in the late 1880's early 1890's a a young lady decided she was going to be the first award winning female journalist. her name was Laura Spinayarn.
one day while making her plans to move to western northern plains states, she was reading the Ft. Laramie times about how the army was having a hard time getting one of the Lakota Sue tribes to move to a reservation.
she thought that this would be a great opportunity in the quest of achieving her goal and maybe she could get a interview with the cheif and just maybe effect a change in the relations between the Sue and U.S..
so she finished packing her bags, said goodbye to her mother, father and siblings and a week and a half later she stepped off the train in Ft. Laramie.
she wasted no time in going to the Ft. Laramie Times office to apply for a job as a reporter. she introduced herself to the editor and told him what she was interested in doing and he just laughed. thought that he could teach this young lady the hardships of being a reporter in the wild west and she would go home.
so he hired her on the spot, arranged a meeting with the her, himself, and the commanding officer of the fort which the town and paper were named after.
upon hearing her idea for the article the commanding officer chuckled to himself and had the same thought as the editor. so he agreed and sent messengers to ask the cheif for a meeting to discuss the move yet again to avoid war and her interview him so the peoples of the east could hear his words.
the messengers returned saying the chief agreed and it was set for the next day.
when they arrived the chief and the commanding officer started arguing immediately about the tribe moving. the cheif got so mad and started pounding on his chest saying, Bow no move!
young Miss Spinayarn misunderstood his name, and thought he said bowel, so she spoke up and said excuse me chief, i know just the thing that will help. if you would allow me to return tomorrow i'll bring it to you and return on the day after that to see if it helps.
the chief agreed and the commanding officer,editor and Spinayarn returned to town. when they reached town Spinayarn went to the general store and bought the biggest bottle of caster oil she could find, the next day she took it to the chief and told him to drink as much as he could then follow it with water.
the chief said he would and drank the whole bottle that day and night.
Laura returned on the third day like she said she would and the chief meet her on the trail to the village followed by the whole tribe with all their belongings except for the chief who only had a few things with him and his squaw.
she asked him why they had packed up and moved, and did the caster oil work?
he answered, Bow have to move, tee, pee is full of shit.
i got two more chapters for Lura Spinayarn, takes me some time to type. i have to hunt and peck.
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