Yes. Offend Everyone!

[hounddoghowlie]

i was looking for the right place to tell these jokes.  

and before anybody says anything, their funny damn it. has nothing to do with being a bigot, racist, or what ever. if you can't laugh at yourself or jokes that poke fun at others or stereo types, go try to piss up a burning rope.

that said,

what do you call a midget prostitute?
a little fucker bout that high. (holds hand about 3 foot off ground)

what do you call a black prostitute with braces?
a black and decker pecker wrecker

what do japanese call pantyhose?
a nookisack



there's a new book out, the title is Why Is China so Heavily Populated, by Wefukem Yung.
it is in competition to be number one on the best sellers list with Yellow River, by IP freely.

speaking of IP Freely, when he tried to join the army the recruiter asked him his name.

recruiter: name
freeely: IP Freely

recruiter: good for you, name
freely: IP Freely

recruiter: i don't give a damn if you shit snow balls, what's your fucking name.

i got some more, gonna see if i get called any names first.