The "...To Change A Lightbulb" Thread

[NightskyeB4Dawn]

This one's GREAT!!!


How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
     Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
     whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
     burned-out light bulb?
     Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
     code.
     Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
     Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do
     it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
     Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
     Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .
     Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
     Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
     Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's
     busy.
     Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
     dark.
     Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
     Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
     Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
     Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
     Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
     Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
     Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
     Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate
     was a light bulb

American Eskimo: I can show you 12 ways to screw the bulb.

Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself.

Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and …

Cat: You need light to see?

Mutt:
Look sure I can do it, all by myself. No problem. I am a Jack of all trades. I do it all. I ain't got no papers, but what the Hell! Papers ain't worth the crap you wipe with. You know what I mean.

Husky:
Give me second. I'll get to it as soon as I catch that rabbit over there. Uh...make that two hours.

Tea cup anything:
I'll do it ! I'll do it. Just hold me and walk in a circle a few times.