I hate you... You Parasite

[Rodinus]

Yep, that's marriage for you!

We have these insects called Scutigéres over here in France (House centipedes)




From Spring until end of October we have these things scurrying from time to time on the walls of our house.

They can bite (rarely) and one night I woke up with one half way into my mouth! That slap hurt I can tell you!

Respects

Rod

Dead... I would've been dead... I would have shit, pissed, puked, burped, and farted all over the place. No. Nuh-uh. Hell no man, no way. Only thing worse would have been a spider or roach going into my mouth. I'll kill, peel, and grill a snake all day long (They wander up from the back of my land all the time), I'll take on a wolf or a robber any day. I'll hunt or fish, I'll do any of that man shit. But if THAT son of a bitch in your picture crawls into my mouth, or a spider or a big waterbug roach, I'll burn the fucking house down to kill it. (excuse the dirty language)

Feeling squeamish?

This is a French bloke playing with his pet house centipede :




I found another one in the kitchen sink this morning (about 5 cm long) and managed to capture it with a glass after chasing the bastard around the sink and eventually feeding it to our bearded dragon... "OM NOM NOM NOM"

Kindest respects

Rod