I hate you... You Parasite

[LSU2018]

Oh my, can I relate.

I was at a company picnic with my family back when I was about 16 years old. I became the first streaker in that little country town.

We were playing around at something, I don't remember what, when a bug flew down the back of my blouse. In trying to remove the blouse it fell down my bra, while trying to remove the bra, it fell in my pants. Off came the pants all the while, I am screaming and running towards the water to get it off of me.

Everyone was laughing too hard to help me. I too am one of those people that can't stand anything that creeps, crawls, or flies, anywhere on my person. I completely lose it.

OH NO!!

What a sight to behold! When I was in my teens (my mom loved to mow the yard so I never had to), I would sit in the den and wait.... When she'd be towards the ditch, there would always be a wasp that buzzed her and she'd fly off of that mower and start running and flailing her arms. That was before lawnmowers had a kill switch when you got off the seat so she'd have to chase it down hahahaha!